fatggot: fatggot: if i had a penis i would probably put cute stickers all over it u can stop reblogging this now
ratjar: sparkellyskellyton: ratjar: the kind of heat that makes you say “I do declare” while wiping your forehead with a handkerchief *da-clay-uh. I dew da-clay-uh this heat is stiflin’. if that’s what I had wanted to say, that’s what I would have said, you fucking, fucking idiot
i think 2 of my cousins are fucking each other
nothing more annoying than a snobby art bitch
opaul: morgan-4816: notbolin: “Coco was created by a little girl who was shipwrecked on a deserted island after a plane crash. Creator Craig McCracken describes Coco as having the head of a palm tree, as the child ate coconuts. The beak is a deflated raft as that was the means of transportation onto the deserted island, with the body of an airplane marking the plane she was on and the...
howtomakefriends: ratjar: howtomakefriends: Maya Angelou and the Winston-Salem bike lady are the same person. when I was in highschool, bike lady aka Whoopie came to the glass in front of where I worked, took off all her clothes and proceeded to do a lot of jumping jacks and then she kicked a cardboard box against the glass for a while. sounds like Maya Angelou to me.
nicholasboyd: Yesterday, I smashed my dick on a rock in the Yadkin fucking river which is a pretty appropriate metaphor for this whole summer.
ONE WEEK LEFT
i just got a feeling of excitement. during this scorching, boring summer? no way.
yeah, snoop has smoked himself retarded
would you spend a couple thou, just to bust this open?
Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
go to hell
WAIT WHAT CLASSES START IN 2 WEEKS???
NOT AT ALL, LORD, WHAT DID I GET MYSELF INTO?
allirog: I’m sitting next to two Winston moms in a starbucks and they’re getting very upset over their conversation. “All we do is eat. Breakfast, lunch, and then dinner. Every day.”