Color blind stupidity
shitmystudentswrite: Twain uses the character of Pap to show that white people are just as stupid as black people.
Your work's cut out for you.
shitmystudentswrite: It is not possible to prove to someone the existence of God if he first doesn’t accept the existence of God. hahahahhahahahh
ratjar: it would later come to be known as the resin hit heard round the world
and by decided, i mean, i really want to move to argentina next year. at least for six months. I WANT TO SO BADLY.
shoutout to my girl kaki
When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
Re petisa y bastante conchuda...
Hijo de puta. Pero mirá que paradójico que desde que me empezaste a hablar sentí como los labios de la concha se me unían cual capullo inhabilitándome para siempre el agujero de la concha, así que me voy a retirar de tu lado a ver si vuelvo a ser un ser sexual... un poco fuerte, un poco mucho..
i’m gonna drink mexican sprite “yoli,” until my little heart explodes.
my mom hid the pop-tarts.
but she didn’t hide the tums….
OH GOD IT'S STRAHINJA'S BIRTHDAY
I CAN’T SHOWER UNTIL I CAN STOP LAUGHING
avery00000 asked: now we are actually following each other
jonny-awesome: Who’s tryna get Emma Stoned this weekend?
bored and stuff →
1. Are looks important in a relationship? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush: 9. Describe your perfect mate: 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Do you ever want to get married? 12. Do you forgive betrayal? 13. Do you get jealous...